that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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