Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Come share oat with me in your robe
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
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