How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
