Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
My bed smells like the plague
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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