so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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