I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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