apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
that is very illegal...i love you.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
