My first STD was from a foam party
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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