after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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