You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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