I feel like abortions should bother me more
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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