So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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