so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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