So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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