I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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