My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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