What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
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