He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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