only if we run a train.
done.
what day is it and did you see me today?
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
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