After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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