He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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