that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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