Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
the liver wants what the liver wants
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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