She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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