Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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