The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
