we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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