Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Randomize
