Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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