its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
We don't watch enough power rangers
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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