marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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