I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
accomplished twins. life is a go
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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