Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
