i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Just pee around me
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
Randomize
