do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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