I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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