So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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