Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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