sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
that is very illegal...i love you.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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