Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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