Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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