turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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