turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
I have already put on my inside pants.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Randomize
