It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
time to smoke my breakfast
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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