But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
a search helicopter?!
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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