i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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