Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
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