went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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