Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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