we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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