You can't special order awesome
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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