I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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