i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
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