did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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