STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Drunk is a universal language darling
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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